Escape…

Ask me anything   Submit   I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

(Source: pinefarts, via boredfangirl)

— 6 hours ago with 36253 notes
"Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?"
— 3 days ago with 242002 notes

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via maralidolly)

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via mattboners)

— 4 days ago with 192993 notes

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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— 4 days ago with 137412 notes

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via manda)

— 4 days ago with 488704 notes

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

(Source: loopholes, via darthsaaara)

— 4 days ago with 415325 notes
"Men judge us
by our broad
hips and forget
their birthplace."
— 4 days ago with 21059 notes
startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

(Source: pugsessed, via manda)

— 4 days ago with 223600 notes

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

(via manda)

— 4 days ago with 143279 notes
nhlhockeywags:

Jeff Carter & Grace King 

nhlhockeywags:

Jeff Carter & Grace King 

(via boredfangirl)

— 4 days ago with 94 notes