ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

thatfunnyblog:

beyonce greets a fan during her 2013 inauguration ceremony

Funny Stuff you like?

releasings:

inamillionways:

David 16 years old, cancer paitent
David 17 years old, cancer survivor

Every strand of hair on my head, every eyelash, ever eyebrow, every last facial hair I am so great full for. The hardest battles are given to the strongest warriors.

This is one of my new favorite posts <3

malfaro:

imwithkanye:

A Toast… To Leonardo DiCaprio.

Here! Here!

rumrunnner:

disney-park-junkie:

Johnny Depp talks to Kermit the Frog at the premier of On Stranger Tides, at Disneyland, May 7, 2011.

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“That requires rum.” LOL.

you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.